1. I love most shoes generally.
2. They’re just as good as heels at making me a normal height.
3. And equally as good as heels at making my legs look about three times as skinny.
4. They’re generally cheap (this pair were £12 from New Look in the sale).
5. They can honestly be worn with anything.
And most importantly:
6. I can actually walk in them.
7. They don’t make my feet feel like they’re being cut to shreds whenever I move.
That last one’s really the clincher…